What's better than man jokes?
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How on earth do you manage to breath through THAT?!!
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
I don't care who you are, that's funny (unless you are a man).
A good one from my bestie, Keke~
What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?
"Oh' dam."
And my personal favorite-
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to pass gas. The music is really loud, so you time your gas with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod.
Bwahahahaha!
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Gotta have some Little Red humor~
We were driving along yesterday when Kid Rock's "All Summer Long" came on the radio. Little Red got really excited and proclaimed, "Mommy, dat is MY song!" Seriously, does "his" song have to be about drinkin' whiskey outta the bottle and makin' love by the lake? Don't get me wrong, that sounds like a blast to me, but for my almost 3 year old, notsomuch.
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Tonight my bestie, Keke, will arrive to help me celebrate. I'm beyond excited! Tomorrow will be jam packed with shopping fun. Looks like the rain will move out in time for my pedicured piggies to make their debut for dinner at The Melting Pot!
Fondue + Friends + Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka = FUN FO SHO
See ya Monday!
