I'm Outie!

I am heading to the beach bright and early in the am for a weekend of bachelorette fun-ness. Please note that the beach is the only thing that could get me up before 6 am on my day off. I am so looking forward to basking my buns in the sun while sipping on a fruity drink (or five) with my toes in the sand. I will come back renewed and rejuvenated and ready to take on the world. I hope.

Weekend Recap

Operation Relaxication was a total success! GG and I had a blast. We shopped til we dropped then ordered room service and watched movies. It truly was fabulous! Mr. Sass and Little Red survived without me somehow, though Little Red decided it was time to get up and play at 3am. I am so glad Mr. Sass got to experience Little Red in the wee hours.

Little Red is staying at GG and B-Bop's for a few days. He is having a blast and I am going to accomplish several things on my to-do list. I miss him like crazy and I no longer have an excuse for not getting things done.

Last night was the Community Thanksgiving Service at church. Little Red and I were running early (can you believe it?) and decided to run in TJ Max to kill time. As I was getting him out and closing the door, I saw my keys on the seat beside his car seat. It happened in slow motion. I cried inside. Thank goodness for B-Bop and AAA. B-Bop saved the day by picking up Little Red, who was totally done with being patient. As they were driving to church, Little Red said "B-Bop, take me to Starbucks (one of their favorite places)?" B-Bop had to break the news that they were going to church! Little Red had a blast playing with his friends at church and was a little angel. He didn't even growl at anyone.

Relaxication

In less than 24 hours total Relaxication (yes, its a proper noun) will begin. For those of you that don't know-A Relaxication is a vacation during which you actually relax. I usually need a vacation from my vacation, KWIM? I am so excited that my little big sister is going to join my mom (whom will be referred to as GG from now on) and me for our Relaxication. Molly, hands off the remote!

Rules for Relaxicating:

1. No children allowed. If we see any children we will turn the other way. Don't take it personally.

2. No one is allowed to call me mom, mama, mommy or any deviation of the word. I will not respond.

3. We will NOT watch E-mo. No way, no how. I don't care how much you beg or how cute you say my hair is.

4. There will be no waking me up at 2, 4 and/or 6am. I will ignore you. I will not budge. You will be sorry. I am not responsible for injuries.

5. Absoloutley no whining, pouting, begging or nagging. If you cry, you die.

Doesn't that sound like heaven?

This Relaxication Extravaganza is a reward for GG & me. We both set goals to lose weight and promised ourselves a night away when we reached our goals. GG, I am super proud of you. You are an inspiration and I am so very lucky that you are my mom. I can't wait to spend some much needed QT with you.

We will be here

We will have a fabulous time. We will relax to the max. We will miss you. Maybe.