Friday, March 27, 2009

Friday My Way

"Week Of Me" has officially started! It's Friday and I am in the mood to laugh!
What's better than man jokes?

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How on earth do you manage to breath through THAT?!!

How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

I don't care who you are, that's funny (unless you are a man).

A good one from my bestie, Keke~

What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?

"Oh' dam."

And my personal favorite-
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to pass gas. The music is really loud, so you time your gas with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod.

Gotta have some Little Red humor~

We were driving along yesterday when Kid Rock's "All Summer Long" came on the radio. Little Red got really excited and proclaimed, "Mommy, dat is MY song!" Seriously, does "his" song have to be about drinkin' whiskey outta the bottle and makin' love by the lake? Don't get me wrong, that sounds like a blast to me, but for my almost 3 year old, notsomuch.


Tonight my bestie, Keke, will arrive to help me celebrate. I'm beyond excited! Tomorrow will be jam packed with shopping fun. Looks like the rain will move out in time for my pedicured piggies to make their debut for dinner at The Melting Pot!

Fondue + Friends + Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka = FUN FO SHO
See ya Monday!


Coco said...

Have fun!!!

Don't feel bad about little red's song. Bram's "song", is unedited Maroon 5.

April said...

So tell me more about this Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka ... sounds right up my alley! Have a great weekend ... your giveaway goodies went out today!! :o)

Mamalicious said...

Happy Birfday!!!!


Anniebanannie said...

Hope you had some fun times! boyz be singin some gangsta stuff ever so often, harmless right?!!!

Lovin the jokes!

Something In The Glass said...

Sounds like such a blast...

Thanks for the jokes, that made me laugh out loud! (Although it took me a second to "get" the first one. HAHA)

Sassy Cass said...

Coco- I had a BLAST. Maybe too much fun actually. LOL to Maroon 5.

April- Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka is delish! It tastes just like tea. You can mix it with lemonade, oj or sprite. It is YUM!

Mamalish- Thanks, girl!

AB- Glad you like the jokes. I'm hoping harmless is right!

In the Glass- Glad you like the jokes. Laughing soothes my soul.:)