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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

WARNING!

I got this email earlier and wanted yall to be aware. Between this and Swine Flu, I'm considering drastic measures...

The (CDC) Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Be a good citizen and notify others of this alert. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

5 comments:

msprimadonna67 said...

That's hilarious!!

starnes family said...

Very good info. Thanks for keeping us informed!

Anniebanannie said...

I will definitely be aware of this invading virus-FO SHO!

The Soladay Family said...

So that's what I have! I was wondering...=)

Impulsive Addict said...

I am ALL ABOUT following this warning all the way!!!!