Thursday, January 29, 2009

This Stinks.

Ok, so this has been a rough week to be the pink in my house of blue. Mr. Sass seriously made my list today. All week he has been taking Little Red to the sitters because he has been off work. He starts his new, very awesome job on Monday, which means he will be working a zillion hours a week and won't have time to help with pick-up, drop-off or anything else ever again. I might be being a tad dramatic here, but I digress...

Apparently he thought that at some point in the night he had telepathically informed me that I was supposed to drop LR off because he had a side job to do. So, obviously I didn't get the message. As I was walking out the door, he began pitching a 5 year-old style fit. He was pouting, whining and all out annoying the bajeezus out of me. I eventually packed Little Red up and hauled him to the sitter myself. You may think I'm weak, but honestly I just didn't want to listen to the whining. I mean I get enough whining from the 2 year old kid. The 32 year old kid needs to grow up. Stat.

It wasn't long before Mr. Sass called me to semi apologize. He said (under his breath) "Sorry about this morning." He went on to tell me that if it was any consolation, he forgot to put on his deodorant. I lauged on the inside. I sure hope he enjoys the aroma of his disgusting man stench while working in a house that is hotter than Beyonce's newest video. Karma's a witch!


kekebush said...

ha ha, Bushy forgot his deodorant yesterday.

Anniebanannie said...

YOU are funny. I love the phrase "being the pink of all of the blue" love love love it!

I feel your pain, I have three kids sometimes, actually a lot of the time, instead of only two. What is it with men?