Sassy Hoe

My BFF KeKe is the bestest friend a girl could evah have. Seriously you'd be lucky to have her, but don't go trying to steal her from me. It. Will. Not. Happen.

She posted the following on her blog, Hoemade With Love today (proof that she totally deserves the Kreativ Award and that she's a rockin' friend)...

My Favorite Hoe...

by KeKe

She rarely flies off the handle,
and smells like a lovely candle.

Smart, head strong and wise,
she is pretty and the perfect size.

She stands by me year in and year out,
allowing me to laugh, cry and sometimes pout.

She is great at playing in the dirt,
but she also knows how to wear a skirt.

We know each others passions and strengths,
and will back each other up, no matter the length.

Children, parents, work and spouses,
we will both survive bad luck with stupid houses.

My Sassy Hoe is unique and one of a kind,
I love her dearly because she keeps me from loosing my mind.